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why is every girl on Tinder beautiful?
how do they do eyeliner so flawlessly?
how come all their open hearts are bruised & full,
profiles packed with doubting and apologies?

CHORUS:
the world's not fair
you can see it in this app – it's all right there
all the pain & all the people who don't care
if they make you smile or make you cum or cry
all I do is swipe, & wonder why

why is every guy on Tinder at the gym?
or fishing up a trout down at the dock?
guess I'd rather that than to see more of him
please don't send me pictures of your... oh fuck

(repeat chorus)

don't say "hey u up?"
never just say "sup"
it's impersonal, so why don't
you just read my fuckin' bio?
don't destroy the mood before we've built it up

(repeat chorus)

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from A Song A Week 2022, released October 17, 2023

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Thirtysomething from Toronto. Sex journalist by day, ukulele songstress by night. Writes songs about love, sex, fictional characters, and occasionally jellyfish.

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